Paint the Silence

I just gave my mom a whole explenation that I'm the new Jezus I was born in LiesBETHLEHEM and she has to send me to hawaii for 40 days to think and write Ten Commandments on a rock and get my holy stick (the elcb) and then I'll write the Newest Testament.

and the Newest Testament will be the most populair bible of them all !

I already have a plot... Yosus is travelling on a plane with Godeanic Airlinges on Flight7thHeaven to go and viset Her (finally GIRL POWER) father, God. but sudenly the plane crashes on an island with polar bears there she meets Jack & Kate (Adam & Eve) and they all became friends and  then the others invite Yosus to go and eat some spareribs (that we took from Adams/Jacks ribs) with Jacob.

See how cool I look. I wear a sunglasses because of the bright sun in heave and I've a pink light sabre = GIRL & GAY POWER ! And a white dress I bought on eBay!



and I'm a super Trendy Jesus cause I've an LJ ah-ahhhhhh now I only need a Myspace and I can beat God too into beeing popular!