Paint the Silence

Kate: mmmm smells good... what are you making?
Jack: Toasting my ELCB on a stick..


Sayid: Hey Ana.. I heard Jack toasted his ELCB last night.. you got a piece ?


Charlie: What Jack toasted his ELCB


Ana: *sniff* he did


Charlie: Bloody..


Ana: Bloody it was


Charlie: So do I get a piece
Sayid: *looks down and thinks* yeah you need it...


Ana: Jack gave me a list of everyone who gets a piece...

*List falls on the ground, Charlie tries to grab it*


Ana: *thinks* ahhhh nice ass Mr. Driveshaft, you drive me crazy!

---------Scene in Ana's head-------


*shaft walks in the scene*


Shaft: I'm the only shaft who drives you crazy

*Britney starts singing*

Britney: you drive me crazy.....


ISLAND DANCE
--------


Charlie: What are you doing ??

*snaps out of her dream*


Ana: *looks away* ...nothing..




Sayid: we are not on it ?


Ana: *sight* I know


Sayid: SO never an ELCB for me again !!!?


Ana: Never


Charlie: HAHAHA L-O-S-(t)-E-R


Ana: Charlie.. its the same for you!


Charlie: Bloody hell you're right


Charlie *looks at sayid and thinks:* i wonder...


Sayid: Don't even think about it!!!

-----

*Locke walks in the hatch*


Locke: Eko, you spend way too much time in here. When was the last time you saw the moon ??


Eko *looks at Locke's head* euhmmm... a few seconds ago


Locke: Don't make me mad Eko !


Eko: héhé


Locke: BTW, what are you doing ?
Eko: This is a list of all female lost fans above 60 years old, they all want your e-mail


Locke: and please tell me you haven't gave it to them ??


Eko: Of course not John. I know you believe in God, the bible and no sex before marriage.


Locke: Thats right. *turns around*


Eko *starts typing Lockes e-mail to the fan girls* : Lost_My_Hair@GODmail.com


Locke: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

-------Some time later-----


Locke: ... HMMMMMM time for a Jack shower tape




Locke: AAAAHHH  WRONG TAPE !!!  SAWYER SHOWER !


Locke: awww poor Sawyer... no wonder people want Jex to happen


Desmond: What there still hasn't been any Jex !!!???


Charlie: *pokes in* Plus Jack toasted his ELCB


Desmond: Too much for one night !!!


*Locke still in shock*


*looks at list*




Desmond: *starts crying* I'm not on it!!!


Locke *starts crying* Me neither !! Mrs Branch is all I've left !!!! Wheiiiiiiii

( Click here )

decided to post some old captions I made on my LJ. Since I don't really do anything else with LJ.

ELCB: Extra Large Crunch Bar. (AKA Jack's thingie)

Oh and these are all just for fun, so don't take them as bashing or me being seriously. Since, clearly, I'm not. ;)



Sawyer: Hey guys. Euhm... I'm actually a girl so I pasted my penis on my body with some glue and euhm well it kinda fell off my body so euhm...


Shannon: you lost your penis?! :crackup:


Hurley & Charlie: :boogie: no more skex!!!


Hurley: So dude ...why are you asking us?


Sawyer: Well yesterday I stole McDreamy's picture of Kate and came out here to play some...golf by myself......


Hurley: Haha We'll know what you mean with that
Charlie: Had a date with Mr. Pickett Sawyer? Is he your McSteamy?


Sawyer: Shut up! McDonalds & McHobbit.


Walt: Dad what do hurley & charlie mean by that?
Michael: Has your mom ever showed you brokeback mountain?


Walt: No she has not.


Michael: Oh Euhm *thinks* Where are those others when they need to kidnap your son???


Charlie: Hey what is that!?


Hurley: Maybe Sawyers penis. NO MORE SKEX!!


Boone: BTW We've glue on this island??? :shock:
Locke: Well Boone actually do you remember...

*Flasback*


Boone: What's that?
Locke *Thinks* Sawyer would kill me if I told Boone it was glue for his penis.


Locke: Euhm a new hair product. I use it for years now.
Boone: and why do I find that hard to believe :rolleyes:


Boone: You don't have any hair.


Locke: *thinks* Damit!
Euhm well....in my flashback I've!!!

*End Flashback*


Boone: Haha. Ohhh Yeah. I do remember :giggle: You and me, Locke. All alone in the jungle. Just like brokeback mountain.


Walt *thinks* Damn whats up with all that Brokeback Mountain stuff. Is that a new cartoon or something?


Charlie: Wait! It does has the same size as your penis Sawyer. Could you give me your glasses please. I can't see it.


Sawyer: Hey! I've a big penis!


Kate: No you have not.


Jack *thinks* muhahahaha :giggle:


Sawyer: What are you smiling about Jack-o! I bet your penis isn't as big as mine.


Kate & Sun: It is!


Shannon: yeah it is.


Boone: And how would you girls know that.


*Kate looks at Jack ELCB* FLASHBACK


Kate: Sun! I know you can't understand me. But its Wednesday so Jack is washing himself in the sea. Shannon is already there like every week. Wanna join?


Sun: What! Jack naked in the sea every week!!! and you only tell me now!


Kate: You speak english?? :shock: :eh:


Sun: Only when Its really important. LETS GO!


Kate: Don't worry, He won't go away after an hour. Hurley stands guard and Jinn is there to catch the ELCB



*End Flashback*



Man & Michael : The Girls are right about that Sawyer


Hurley: And how would you two know that?


Man: Well ... one day Michael caught Sun and Kate watching...

*flasback*


Sun: We were just planting some ELCB's euhm I mean penis Euhm I mean plants. *thinks* damit why does he knows I speak english


Michael: Calm down. I won't tell Jack if me, Eko and that guy who's always sick can join watching. Jin would like to join too.


Sun: Weiiiiiii Jins will never be that big!

*end flashback*


Jack: So you guys all went watching together?
Michael: Euhm...yes. Sayid found out and wanted to tell you but well we solved that problem. Ana even spied on you underwater. Vincent joined too. and Eko was a very big fan of yours.

*flasback*






Michael: Vincent we're spying on Jack's not mine!


*spying on Jack*
Yin *thinks* please please. I really hope what I feel now is Eko's Jesus stick and not something else
Eka *thinks* Please please. Let Yin think thats my jesus stick and not something else.

*end Flashback*


Hurley: So Sawyer. You see this stick. Well thats almost the size of Jack's Elcb.


Jack: I'm sorry you saw me naked.


Kate: I'm not


Boone: So Charlie. did you find Sawyers penis on the ground?


Charlie: Nope it was a leaf. But has anyone seen Frodo or Gandalf? I think I found the ring.


Hurley: Dude is this your penis lying on the ground?? *grab stick and pokes*


Sawyer: Yes it is.


Everyone: Where?!
-Can you see it?
-No I can't do you?
-Where?
-I can't see it!


Jack: Here it is! so Kate do you love Sawyer?


Kate: No !! I love you Jack.


Jack: Well Sawyer. I guess you don't need your penis anymore
Charlie: Where can Frodo be ? Hmmm


Charlie: I can't watch this...


Jack *hits Sawyers penis away*


Sawyer *thinks* Now Pickett will be mad.


Jack: Michael, do you think we should give sawyer that ball so he can glue it on his body?


Michael *thinks* god I wanna kiss him.


Jack: Michael? No that would be too rude.
Michael: Just hit it away too. *starts singing* Beat it! Just beat it! Sorry. The others are Michael Jackson fans. Little boys and they like the song. From all my time with them I became one too.

My number uno favorite storyline between Jack & Kate. The story that connects them through all seasons, even when they are separated;

So you may have noticed. I've a new header. I suck at art and since that one is all kinds of stunning, -- I didn't made it. but Violetdarco did.


all of her stunning icons, headers, walls, spams can be found here: http://community.livejournal.com/decode_icons/



Have fun with my new header and the link to her LJ.
Thanks babe for taking my request.



btw that scene was all kinds of epic.!
- L.

So here are my works for my jury tomorrow.

My theme was this windmill not far from where I live. The inside, the outside, construction, color, etc.
Some works are pretty abstract, others are just studies on the color & use of paint.
Hope you enjoy them.
- Liesbeth




More ( h e r e ;  )

So, behold, NEW GASPARD MAGAZINE SCANS. & this one just gets my blood boiling! So I felt like sharing,





for more: gaspardulliel.net/photos/thumbnails.php

Since I'm in my final year on Art High school I've my big moment, jury!& it's tomorrow.







So time to paint, paint like crazy!

NEW JACK SNEAK PEEK

This is a NEW Jack/Ben sneap peek. but almost every character is mentioned.
as they talk about what happened to Lock/and those they left behind.

It doesn't have much spoilers and its made of awesome. and get you really excited.
and they also mention Kate (ben is too awesome)
and JACK SHAVES !

( click here )

NEW SNEAK PEEK.

5x01 - Because You Left.

Kate leaves with Aaron. "We're going on vacation baby."

As she goes to the door, we get a shot of

the pictures on her closet,

( Click here for a link & screencaps )
 

MORE  LOST SCOOP.
thanks to Darkufo. and JATE SCENE NEWS !

Episode 5.04 - The Little Prince

- directed by Stephen Williams who also directed eps like:

episode 1.11 "All the Best Cowboys Have Daddy Issues"
episode 2.08 "Collision"
episode 2.11 "The Hunting Party"
episode 2.17 "Lockdown"
episode 3.07 "Not in Portland"
episode 3.17 "Catch-22"
episode 4.04 "Eggtown"
episode 4.10 "Something Nice Back Home"

- Written by Brian K. Vaughan Who also wrote eps like:


3.17 - "Catch-22"
4.09 - "The Shape of Things to Come"

and Melinda Hsu Taylor (who is new to the staff, but its good to have a woman on the ep aswell i believe)

More Scoop, Scenes description

click

( here )

Found a slightly diffrent Teaser Video for the Promo we'll be getting on Thursday night. Using the new song of 'The Fray - You Found Me'
It will be 3minutes long and clips of the new Music Video by The Fray will be mixed with LOST clips, of Season Five aswell!!!

It will look awesome. and as soon as i've a link, it will be up on my LJ.

So we already have 2 Teaser Vids for that promo:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xb2EltiQL9Q (Just new)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tz5AvwhDcBQ (from Monday)

Evi & Matt looking STUNNING in the  new promo picture for Season 5.

Entire picture:

http://i383.photobucket.com/albums/oo271/Lostbed/season5.jpg

So i figured it was time for another update on my art works.




( Follow the brush.... )

I've a new fic to make this hiatus pass us a little faster.

Title: 815's & Heartbreak
Genre: Drama/Romance
Rated: M
Summary: This fiction tells the story of Jack&Kate’s life after they returned from the island. Its based on what we know what has happend, and missing pieces and spoilers.
Link: www.fanfiction.net/s/4659406/1/

There is a new ONLY JATERS Forum.

Hopefully I'll all meet you there,

http://z13.invisionfree.com/Damaged_Goods/index.php

So looks like Episode 5x04 - The little prince
will be the episode were Jack&Kate action will happen !!

Dark compared casting call dates to the filming report dates and all the J&K spoilers matched with episode 5x04.

Most likely it will be a Jack&Kate (and aaron) Flashback (or/and Forward)

Desmond, Ben, Jack, Kate have all been spotted OFF island for this episode.
But the episode will also focus on those left behind ON the island.

For more spoilers, and a closer look

 

( Click Here ...  )

Thanks to Darkufo.

 

LOST, baby, i miss you !


Ah. Finally some news. I'll get you all a nice little update on the spoilers we've gotten about Jack&Kate these last couple of months. YAY.

but first,

THE FIRST OFFICIAL LOST PROMO
link: www.youtube.com/watch


Now,
Time for spoilers caps and quotes.
 

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Got bored so i've put my two favourite things together,

Coldplay and Jack&Kate: